I have several things to cover in this blog. To start, I am in the process
of revamping my blog. After this random blog here, I will be aiming to write with
a specific point in mind from now on. YAY! I apologize in advance if I don’t make a lot of sense. Let’s get
A recent conversation with a friend led me to make some comments about
love, marriage and a certain religious denomination. I was a bit, um,
disrespectful. When it comes to topics of the heart (love, marriage, etc.) I am
a bit jaded. After all this time, I am still an insecure little boy when it
comes to this crap. So, I figure the best way for me to deal with this is to
write it out. Purge my system so to speak.
- Marriage is an institution (right up until you end up in
one). Nah man, marriage is a good deal. Even the Bible says, “a man that finds a wife has found a good
thing.” Another verse proclaims that it is not good for man to be alone.
There are several studies where it shows that marriage makes for a happier
life, and usually a longer life. In my opinion, if you want to be unhappy-be
- Michael Bolton sings a song titled “Love Is A Wonderful Thing.”
I totally concur.
- Religious groups are great. Let me clarify one small
thing. If your religion has led you to attack me or attempt to kill me on
numerous occasions, we are not friends. Period. To boot, you are doing it wrong
if your religion calls for the murder of those who may disagree with you.
That’s going to do it for me. 0530 will
be here shortly.
It’s been one of those days. If it could go wrong…it has. Today has broken what was left of me. I am at the point of washing my hands of everything and giving in. However, I’m not a quitter. Instead, I will take a shower and try to relax. Tomorrow will be another chance to get it right.
It has been a good day. We recovered a truck seat so my knowledge is growing.
Morning, I am late but I can’t leave without my coffee! Have a great day!
Due to the lack of quality candidates vying for the highest office in America, I am persuaded that it is high time that we insert someone with no proven track record in governance as a viable alternative to the lunacy that is American politics. I am of course referring to yours truly. Yep, I am inserting myself into the election race for President. Look out 2020!
What are my qualifications? I was a squad leader in the US Army, and I
am results oriented. Enough said.
I suppose people are interested in my platform, so I will give you a
sample of my beliefs and “promises” that I will be making throughout the next
year. 1) I would promise healthcare for all people, legal or illegal, but all I
can promise is that if you want health care/insurance you will have to pay for
it yourself. 2) I promise not to break out my condescending tone and butcher other
people’s languages to show how “in touch” I am with their plight. 3) I promise
not to make promises that I can’t fulfill (see my first promise). 4) I promise
that you will not find out about a porn star or adultery claim in my background.
5) I promise to be respectful to our allies and fearsome to our enemies.
However, I do have a plan. Here are a few juicy tidbits to munch on: 1) I will keep taxes (personal and corporate) low so that the economy will continue to flourish. 2) I will strive to maintain the rights that are provided via the Constitution without you fearing that they will be trampled upon. 3) I will not interfere into your right to live your life (if you are not participating in criminal behavior). 4) I will support our country to the best of my ability, meaning that it’s America first. I will not do bailouts or put other countries ahead of our well-being. 5) I will do my absolute best to project an image of what a proud American looks like.
Things I will not do: 1) I will not offer “free” college. If you want
to go to college, take out a student loan like the rest of us. 2)I will not
support “the welfare state.” Welfare will only be allowed for the elderly and
the disabled. Everyone else needs to be engaged in some type of employment. 3)
I will not deploy troops to third world countries that refuse to back us up
when we need it. War is a necessary evil, but it will be an absolute last resort.
4) I will not promote the racial divide. We need to heal it, not make it worse.
5) I will not open the borders to whosoever will, there will be a screening
process to enter this country, the rule of law will be enforced.
What is my campaign slogan? “Why not me? Everything else has been
So, come November 2020 I need y’alls vote to make it to the White
There have been a couple of political debates this week to showcase the talent of those running for the highest office in America. It has been a doozy so far. The pandering to illegal immigrants has been nothing short of amazing. First, there was the butchering of the Spanish language on the first night. Do these folks not realize that English is the predominant language spoken in America? It’s the native language for God’s sake. Are they running for President/Dictator/Monarch of some other country and stopped here for a publicity tour? No, they aren’t. They must be sipping on some special something to act in such a manner.
Then last night happened. Every candidate included in the race for
Master of the Universe stated that illegal immigrants would be granted health
insurance under their health care plans. At what cost would this be
implemented? No one knows, but the last time someone (AOC) touted this special
slice of idiocy it had a hefty price tag on it (in the trillions of dollars if
I am not mistaken). Does the pandering to illegal immigrants cease at any time?
“We have a plan to charge our base up and get them out to vote in droves!” It is almost laughable. The only thing
illegal immigrants should get in this country is deportation. Will no one call
illegal immigration a criminal act? “Telling the truth will polarize the voting
base!” Illegals can’t vote in this country, let me rephrase my statement, they
aren’t supposed to vote in this country, voting is a right of citizens not
Somehow with each new election more illegals vote. The voice of
Americans are stifled and lost in the shuffle of the footfalls of illegal
immigrants crossing the border. Four years of hysteria from the media and
opposing politicians has paved the way for this to occur. Lie upon lie has been
spouted as truth, secret plans of impeachment has been uncovered and we are
expected to believe that the media is unbiased in its coverage of the current
president and his administration. “He sexually assaulted a woman twenty years
ago! He cheated on his wife! He had sex with a porn star!” Where is the
evidence that he assaulted this woman twenty years ago? Is this another
Blasey-Ford accuse and destroy mission? As far as him cheating on his wife and
having sex with a porn star, I don’t care. It isn’t my marriage he is ruining.
In America we are expected to be smart enough to operate the equipment
to keep the rich in power but dumb enough to follow the masses. Be careful when
following the masses, the “m” is silent. One would think that in an enlightened
society we would understand the acceptance of criminal activity and behavior
destroys our way of life. Allowing mass immigration into this country and
bestowing “rights” upon them like they are citizens opens the flood gates to a
new plethora of issues. Our infrastructure can’t handle the load.
Lessons learned from watching 24:
- Don’t trust anyone. Everyone is susceptible to corruption
and will turn on you.
- If it seems too good to be true, it probably is. Case in
point: Season 4 Jack falls in love with Audrey and vice versa. The love affair
is doomed to fail due to her complex feelings for her ex-husband. In the end,
neither get her.
- The enemy is sometimes closer than you think.
- Everyone is shady.
- Everyone uses people to get ahead
- Some people are okay with murdering their children
- The President is surrounded by terrorists
- The US government is too big to fail
- Watch out for the First Lady
- Everyone cheats on their significant other. If they aren’t
cheating, they are thinking about it!
- Don’t drink the tea
- Watch out for family
- When in doubt kill everyone
- Good guys weapons never run out of ammo
- Jack changes magazines at inopportune times
- Tough guys are overly sensitive
- Bad guys can’t hit anything
- CTU’s computer protection is low grade
- If anything, bad happens everyone holds Jack responsible
- Jack is always on the verge of a divorce or breakup
- Heroin addicts are tactical geniuses
- The screening process at CTU is non-existent
- Nothing is ever as simple as it appears
- Mommy may poison your girlfriend, but you can trust her to
keep you safe!
- If your girl is pulling away from you, let go. She
wouldn’t be running away if she wanted to be with you!
- Every romantic happening in 24 is amped up intensely.
Kissing requires shoving your partner forcefully against the wall, even holding
hands looks painful!
- No one tells the truth
- Schizophrenia is no joke, keep them away from sharp
- Speaking of medical issues, take your pills!
- Daddy will authorize your torture
- Everyone wants to be loved, but not everyone deserves to
- Husband will kill you if you disobey
- People react weirdly to being shot
- Every threat has multiple levels
- There is only the truth, so do what you must to obtain it
Of course, these are lessons learned from a television series.
Therefore, it has no bearing in real life (some of it may be applicable) but I
thought I would share some humor this evening.