Where do politicians go when they die? You know that it probably isn’t heaven given the tall tales that they tell. Hell seems too obvious. Is there another destination that I haven’t been told about?
Why does it seem that housework is never done? I live alone and it seems that there is always something else that needs to be done. The little ninjas that come in while I am asleep and throw crap around are in deep trouble when I find them.
Why are relationships so difficult to figure out? Is it because only one perspective is accepted? Or is it because….reasons?!
One fateful day, my ship will come in. Given my bad luck, I will probably be stuck at an airport. If it wasn’t for bad luck, I wouldn’t have any luck.
Why is it that we must pay for higher education, when employers decide that it is experience that they are seeking? How do we gather experience when we are attempting to gain more education to increase our responsibilities at a job that we haven’t received yet?
Be careful. If you prove that you are dependable, your employer will work you to death, while the rest of the crew watches you do it.